Memo from the Oligarchy, re: Woke Whites

Keep up the great work!

We really cannot thank you enough for helping us to distract all identity groups from class issues. Your commitment to expressing your moral superiority has helped us immensely reach our goal of alienating the majority of people from uniting in a single front against the greatest consolidation of wealth and power in human history. If you just keep showing up day after day to minimalize the issues with identity proclamations, we can end this class war against the deserving elite once and for all.