Discordianism, Covid & the Triumph of Greyface

Eris in virus form has been snubbed by humanity and her revenge shall be terrifying.

The more chaos is denied, through desperate and excessive acts of order, the greater the following disorder shall be. This is the central message of Discordianism. Given that, our fear-stricken response to the Orwellian Flu is going to blow back in an even greater amount of destruction and suffering. The willingness to give in to authority so fully, to allow civilization to be brought to a screeching halt, while we clutch fanatically to facial safety blankets in righteous absurdity, will undo hundreds of years of human progress. We now return to a new dark age, a new era of the total dominance of Greyface and his minions, that will be so grotesque and perverse it will look like a portmanteau of Of Ape &Essence and Idiocracy all at once.

Cheer it up, Frito.

“The leech’s kiss, the squid’s embrace, the prurient ape’s defiling touch. And do I like the human race? Not much.”

“I agree that nonsense makes perfect sense and that I am the Dungherder. I can put my foot right in the pile and get my slice-o-the pie.”

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